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weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
mugGet the weed the gardenmug.

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"
by butter-flies January 26, 2023
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garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis
"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023
mugGet the garden pubmug.

Devil’s Garden

Joe had his legs blow off when he accidentally walked into the Devil’s Garden.
by Literal Lucifer October 24, 2019
mugGet the Devil’s Gardenmug.

Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list
by anonymous January 22, 2025
mugGet the Garden Listmug.

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011
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