To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
Get the weed the gardenmug. by butter-flies January 26, 2023
Get the dirty olive gardenmug. by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020
Get the Mr Brown is at the garden gatemug. "do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023
Get the garden pubmug. by Literal Lucifer October 24, 2019
Get the Devil’s Gardenmug. Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
by anonymous January 22, 2025
Get the Garden Listmug. A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011
Get the Texas Gardenmug.