Humpenscrump

it is an verb/action that is greater than sex

I heard John and Jane humpenscrumped a few days ago, I didn’t realize they were friends with benefits.

by NonaK98 September 27, 2018

window hump.

The act of performing clothed sex on a window that people can look thru for your own personal pleasure. Some do it without pants, some do it looking for an asian to erect them. Either way it is strictly orgasmic.

"Whats that thumping noise?" "Its those niggas over there performing a window hump." "Why?" "I'm assuming they want an asian to erect them fosho" "Ohhawtdayuuuuuuuuuum"

by patriciafosho. December 26, 2009

hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Dry hump

to rub one's genitals against someone without penetrating

They where dry humping when the made came in

by The man December 14, 1999

Wanna hump da dot

The desire for a Caucasian male to have a rare sexual experience with a female member of the Indian Race; hence, the mention of the visible "dot" on the forehead.

I've fucked almost every race, but I still wanna hump da dot!

by Christine Pinheiro June 12, 2007

Dick Hump

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

by Zebobbybird December 9, 2008

Donald Hump

Taking a fat stack of hundreds and sticking your dick between them while watching Fox News.

I'm so rich and such a douche that the only way I can get off is Donald Humping.

by Fingerbangyoubackinmyheart May 25, 2017