hugs that are given without feeling; hugs that are given within one second; a hug that was supposed to be about 30 minutes long but are only given like 0.0001 milisecond.
by benisamehhugger July 04, 2013
Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018
the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.
After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.
by mntwins07 July 25, 2011
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by Heyitsmeeeee August 13, 2018
by NekoQueen87 September 20, 2020
When a group of 8 guys all have guns,but only one is loaded, so they all stand in a circle and hold the gun up to the guy in front of them. They will then all pull the trigger at the same time and whoever survives is invited to the group orgee.
"Hey dude we're doing group hug again."
"Again? seriously? why can't we just draw names or some shit?"
"Again? seriously? why can't we just draw names or some shit?"
by bigballer72 August 13, 2021