kinky stephen hawking

When you fuck another human that's sitting down

Ian gave his brother a kinky Stephen hawking

by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 4, 2017

Alicia T Hawks

The baddest of all the bad bitches. Both a Scorpio and a Gemini. Virgin prostitute.

Alicia T Hawks paid Justin Bieber not to release their sex video.

by Kholeholdings June 1, 2018

A.J. hawk

The dude who is never there on the pat mcafee show

Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

THE HAWK

THE HAWK is reffered to as the principle or one in a high position in a high school. THE HAWK often catches students playing halo or watching harry potter in the lounge room, or promptly has a birds-eye-view over the whole cafeteria in an attempt to catch students throwing water bottles into garbage cans dangerously. THE HAWK never stops in his/her pursuit for justice, and are rare in many high schools. THE HAWK's favorite prey is generally between 9nth and 11nth graders. THE HAWK often preffers combed-back gelled hair, and business attire. On occasion, the THE HAWK swoops from atop the ceiling, grabs the student, and feeds him/her to it's baby hawks for nutrition.

Student, "Dude I bet I can drain this water bottle in the garbage can!"

Other Student "Nah dude, don't, your a fucking dumbass"

Student misses horribly and is the prey of the hawk, who immediately takes him/her to the principles office.

by Dyldo "the jet" Baggins January 8, 2011

Cindy Hawkins

A dance where the girl asks the boy to a dance instead of the boy asking the girl.

Because homecoming is a Cindy Hawkins, I asked Dave to be my date!

by lotsoflove0824 December 15, 2011

hawkeye

(1) Mascot of The University of Iowa, the greatest of all the BigTen schools!
(2) Another name for a hawk.
(3) The state slogan or for Iowa--"The hawkeye state."

The Iowa Hawkeyes blew out the Ohio State Buckeyes in this year's Homecoming game!

by BCW June 10, 2005

Tony Hawk Vids

The code name for porn videos so adults will think you are talking about the skater Tony Hawk instead of porno.

Horny boy 1: Dude!!! I found the best Tony Hawk Vids last night. I learned so many tricks. I'll burn you a copy.

Hornet boy 2: OMG!!! That's so awesome! I can't wait to watch it! Dude, maybe I can go over to your house and watch it with you?

by Hornyboy69 July 21, 2008