hamberder

What happens to 300–1000 hamburgers when they sit for hours in a White House dining room, waiting for the NCAA football champions to arrive. The hot grilled patty and cold bread blend together into a room-temperature substance called hamberder.

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today. — Burger King (@BurgerKing)

by Stan Forrest January 17, 2019

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

Rammer Hammer

1. A joint or cigarette rolled of the butts or roaches of smoked spliffs (tobacco & marijuana mixed).

2. A joint rolled of a mix of marijuana roaches and cigarette butts.

We stayed up all night and ran out of smokes and weed, so we scavenged the ashtrays and rolled a savage rammer hammer.

by unquashable January 29, 2009

Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011

Electric Hammer

When a males appendage gives an electric shock to his partner. Typically after walking to the toilet in socks with morning wood.

Rise and shine <3

My girlfriend won't talk to me since I gave her the Electric Hammer this morning.

by Paddle Humper July 24, 2016

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer

Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."

Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!

by Ethan the Impaler September 22, 2007