The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.

Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.

by D100p July 5, 2017

Franklin Gregston

A person who is extremely YEEYEE. In other words, someone who can also be known as GOAT Duck Master.

I need Franklin Gregston, because with out him I can’t shoot puddle chickens.

by Leggett-Knowldge September 19, 2019

Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020

G-greesy

2015 soundcloud rapper

Random person: Damnnn whatchu listen too?
Response: the G-greesy era

by Paddster December 27, 2020