Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
mugGet the penile greasemug.

Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
by ugnsriket September 13, 2016
mugGet the Greasing the Trombonemug.

Crease Grease

Sweat that seeps between fat rolls.
I got a bunch of crease grease after walking to my kitchen.
by Pinkmin June 26, 2017
mugGet the Crease Greasemug.

Grease

They will grease after school.
Luis and Lily greased in the public bathroom.
I might have to grease if he dont pull them draws up 🤷 ♀️
by ash kash December 15, 2021
mugGet the Greasemug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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