Goat Ropper 

A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.

cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?

cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.

cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch

cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?

Goat Ropper by Donny22 January 21, 2009

goat cheese milkshake 

its a milkshake with goat cheese. what else?

"I had a great goat cheese milkshake yesterday"

goat cheese milkshake by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

Goat Gay

someone who likes goats a little too much but dont worry we still love you

Friend 1-Dang Jeff has a bunch of posters goats in his room
Friend 2- Yeah i think he might be a little goat gay
Friend 1- Yeah i think your right

Goat Gay by Orbittheearth01 July 4, 2018

Goat Peeler 

One who participates in the competitive underground sport of Goat Peeling. Goat Peeling is just what it sounds like. The goal is to peel all the skin, fur and gristle from a goat without killing it.

MURPH: Did you see Jared in the Goat Peeling comp the other day? He placed third. His technique was smooth and flawless but his goat expired two seconds before he had finished.

I HAVE A RUSTY TUNA CAN STUCK IN MY BRAIN: That sucks! Jared's a damn fine Goat Peeler.

Goat Peeler by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

goat-faced 

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

goat-faced by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

Goat Powder 

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.

1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".

Goat Powder by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009

Goat Cleaner 

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

Goat Cleaner by tm1234567 September 26, 2012