shart

(Verb) A combination of the words "shit" and "fart" used to describe when one is expecting a fart, but ends up accidentally liquid-shitting in their pants. It typically occurs when one is experiencing explosive diarrhea.

I thought I needed to fart, but I ended up sharting in my pants!

by banana_walker_3000 June 5, 2022

Shart

Define shart: An explosive diarreah that is conjured when you intend to emit gas.

Ew! Did you just shart?!

by knockknockdefinetime September 3, 2021

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...

Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

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conor

conor shart

by gigahitler August 28, 2022