A game that made me lose my house, family, kids, wife, and 50,000 v-bucks. I'm living on the streets with the 50 rare skins that I bought. Plz help *Crouch* *Uncrouch*
by 100gamer456 November 12, 2019
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Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner
Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later
Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner
Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later
Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet
by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnite mug.“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!
by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019
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by Omw to fuck your bitch December 22, 2020
Get the Fortniter mug.The perfect game for yo mans it will keep him at home he won’t be on his phone texting some hoe you ain’t gotta worry bout him leavin’ no where with his homies or what he’s doing while he’s out just sit yo ass there and watch him play and then give him some head when he get that dub cause you know he worked hard for that shit he needs it.
by OffWhite3 May 11, 2018
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