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Double Florida Panhandle 

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.
Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

Eastern Florida State College 

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

Waldo Florida 

A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.

[FT.Drum Florida] 

Just north of Okeechobee A outlaw, one horse, cowboy, redneck small town, were all there is a general store and a country kitchen and cows out number people. The biggest plot of land is a place called Bullhead Ranch (little heaven on earth) which is owned by two kids who live in a trailer and bunch cows and scrap metal for a living. There is good hunting for hog, alligator, dove, and turkey. If you wanna see real rednecks of Florida go to "FT.Drum Florida".

Boots in Florida 

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool
" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"

8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida 

schizophrenics headquarters
"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."