by dip in the road August 30, 2023
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Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
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by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
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Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.
by 22reed December 10, 2020
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by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
by BullJams November 18, 2020
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