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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself
I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!
by batash August 4, 2008
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fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.
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Fucked It

To make a mistake that has significant negative consequences on your life. Usually done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
“I got so drunk last night and completely fucked it!”

Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”

“You fucked it!”
by Downtownfunkymalone January 1, 2020
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Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females
I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.
by Dsiund February 6, 2015
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I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021
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Open Faced Sandwich

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
by Klitz April 19, 2008
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