EPIC FAIL

4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..

EPIC FAIL:suvs.tesser.Kloogers.preggers.

by iliketosingiliketodance July 28, 2010

Epic fail

To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.

Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?

Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!

George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!

Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.

by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010

epic fall

great collapse or downfall.

The ouster of the government is like an epic fall.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2011

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Epic Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with the phrase 'Fortnite bad, Minecraft good!!' Probably a virgin

Epic gamer: Fortnite bad Minecraft good!!
Everyone: Shut up please

by YeBoiJeck October 15, 2019

epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.

"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"

by heylol September 21, 2011

Epic Win

Adj. -An expression of happiness and/or elation and/or awe at an event that has taken place.

"Hey, that test today was canceled!" "Alright! Epic win!"

"Did you see how far I kicked that?" "Wow, that was a pretty epic win move right there."

by Sora-chan May 29, 2009