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dumpster bang

A sexual act by a dumpster with a person you would not want other to know you slept with. Sex with someone you are embarrassed to have sex with.
by VynilAngel March 13, 2017
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dumpster dog

Those girls are dumpster dogs
by Taytay666 April 18, 2018
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Dumpster

A co-worker who constantly dumps their hot steamy pile of responsibilities on you.
Especially strenuous or difficult ones while you're busy. Often times says, "thanks", before you can answer or comes up with an absurd excuse.
Be wary of her, she's a dumpster.
by Firestartersaid November 6, 2017
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Dumpster pussy

A cat that was found in a dumpster.
Dana has a new dumpster pussy
by CaptainJJD November 26, 2017
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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
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