dinked

The act of being absolutely useless and having no concept of reality.

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

dink

A dork, a nerd; usually messes everything up and is super clumsy

Dude, he just spilled our drinks. What a DINK@

by KandiFunkiFreshh November 25, 2010

poop dink

when you fuck some one in the ass with-out a condom on your dick and pull it out

sally and bob fucked last night she said he had a poop dink.

by john bailey November 2, 2004

Dinkins

An affectionate term for either a friend or acquaintance who then in turn refers to you as Koch in their reply.

see also "Koch"

"What up dinkins!?"
"Pass that shit over here dinkins!"

by Czar Mikhail April 17, 2003

stinky dink

Usually a noun: Stinky dink is a half-expose turd log that is so large it can be used like a cock.

Can also be a verb: as in getting / giving the stinky dink.

That turdomizer really loves workin' that chick's stinky dink. I bet he'll come out of the closet soon

by Mark May 3, 2005

dinkass

Rene, the ouside salesman

Rene, don't be a dinkass.

by chachimac March 11, 2004

dink

v., and n. or adj. ("dinking") -- a common high school and college WRESTLING TERM which refers to the act of controlling or distracting an opponent by pressing hard with the fingers into the anal area of the opponent

The wrestler was able to break the Saturday Night hold by dinking his opponent.

by jacemca December 25, 2007