Docking dan

When 2 men put there privates head to head and high five and scream docking dan bro!

Paul and pete are docking dan tonight wanna drink a bud light and watch!

by 8116 March 15, 2017

Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020

Old Dan

a dog from "Where The Red Fern Grows"
Little Ann and Old Dan

Billy and Old Dan went hunting with Little Ann.

by AJP222 November 19, 2019

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished

Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time

by BLACKBALLS3D March 3, 2022

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

Getting Danned

Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.

I'd really hate to see you getting danned.

by Phonies November 11, 2009