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Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
by swedishmegma July 27, 2016
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cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)
"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"
by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016
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cousinception

When your cousin over thinks to the point of inception.
Wow, she's going to cause herself cousinception.
by Falalady June 5, 2016
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cousinemy

a cousin who harbors feelings of resentment or rivalry towards another
John, a cousin of mine by my Uncle Tom, begrudges my fortune, and does everything he can to pull me down. I feel that John is more my cousinemy than my cousin.
by BADO SARMIENTO April 7, 2017
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Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017
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Cousinish

A person who is your cousin or someone your'e really close to.
Alyssa is my cousins, cousin that makes her my COUSINISH. I am really Close friends w/ Olivia she is now my COUSINISH
by lovepeace-777 October 6, 2017
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Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time
Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin
by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017
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