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condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.
Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."
by Doug Cota August 6, 2008
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Ellen Conder

Ellen Conder is absolutely brilliant. If you know Ellen Conder you should consider yourself lucky. Only god himself may be able to explain the awesomeness that is Ellen Conder. If Ellen Conder allows you into her life, you must pray each night, 10 times, just to thank god for passing this amazing honour onto you. The very thought of Ellen Conder is able to make most men cum in their pants.

Ellen Conder is GREAT.
-"hey, guess what?

-"what?"
-"Ellen Conder is brilliant."
by Aduuuuummmmmmmm August 11, 2010
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Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.
I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.
by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010
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Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.
Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.
by TruthMaster August 30, 2006
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Condo

As I've seen it in my general opinion Condos are basically everything good about the world all put into that one location. Everything you could possibly want just put inside a excellent little Hotel they call a Condo. Now these "Condos" are what you'll find to be so called "Paradises" especially if they're in the West Coast of the United States.

Here is an Example of what you'll find in a Condo...
- Pools

- Suits

- Computers

- TVs

- EVERYTHING!!!

So the next time you think that Bill Gates is the "Happiest Man On Earth" think again. You know he is just bastardizing this whole world. Just know that there are people who are happier then him. So stop acting like a damn Sheep.

Condos are what should lead you to success.
by A-Suliven October 20, 2007
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condoleeza rice

A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.
That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.
by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006
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