Cleanup towel

A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.

Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"

by Mighty Thor 3 September 4, 2017

Clean Shaven Swag

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.

IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam

by Ikhanic September 5, 2017

Cleland

Adjective.

'To do a Cleland'

When you get unreasonably drunk on a Friday evening and spend all Saturday dry heaving and unable to function or leave to house.

I did a Cleland last night, state of me.

by Woodstock17 November 18, 2017

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020