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Cleveland Steamer

Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of:
1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then,
2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND
3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing.
Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.
"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night."
"Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?"
"Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything!"
by Swinger Dave March 4, 2009
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cleavage

Allows men to mentally prepare themselves for nipples
Man: oh shit, cleavage
(feels a little lightheaded, gathers himself, girl shows her tits)
Man: I can do this.
by marshallmathers03 April 2, 2011
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Cleveland Hot Potato

The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.
Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.
by Cora Wong August 31, 2007
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cleverbot

A computer system that learns to be clever from real people. But is horribly failed system, who is racist, sexist, stupid and complety waste of time. It is understandable though, it DOES learn from real people, and thats what real people truly are.
user: are you a computer?
cleverbot: no, im a human, for the millionth time
user: kool, what are your hobbies then?
cleverbot: silly, computers cant have hobbbies.
user:u fag
cleverbot: squerrels.
by sofia1993 January 7, 2009
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I drove her to Cleveland.

I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.
Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.
by Tsuriya April 13, 2009
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cleveland browns

a great football team, and whoever wrote that the team and their fans suck needs to be shot.
the browns are gonna kick ass again very soon.
by browns fan April 26, 2005
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Clevelandstitious

The abandonment of all rational thought predicated on the notion that your hometown is entirely capable of defying the odds in unbelievable ways.
Even though the Cleveland Indians held a 3-1 lead in the American League Championship Series, and the odds of the Boston Red Sox coming back to win three in a row were slim, Jason remained clevelandstitious about the whole situation and refused to utter the words "World Series" until Cleveland won their 4th game.
by exesforeyes November 2, 2007
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