Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005

American cheese

A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.

Best when melted.

-Damn, this American cheese is bad.
-Try toasting it.

by if(you=="pinkShirt"){useShotgun=true;} October 16, 2005

Fromunda Cheese

Cheese from under your nuts. Usually with a distinctive smell.

'I can smell fromunda cheese'

by cheese nuts July 29, 2009

ass cheese

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

Niggas and Cheese

Black people and asians.
(no one take offense, its catchy, i promise)

Look at them niggas and cheese.

by cal12. December 23, 2009

Cheese Lord

A member of a Washington, DC a capella singing group, The Suspicious Cheese Lords. The name comes from a willful mistranslation of the Tallis motet, Suscipe Quaeso Domine.

Who knows from Ludwig Senfl? Ask a Cheese Lord.

by SenorBongo January 19, 2005