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career ender 

In the American business and corporate world, a career ender is an employee who is in the final stage of his professional career, generally due to his age.

The term frequently has a negative connotation. The implication is that the employee is less interested in career growth than another employee, or that they may be less motivated or energetic. This term frequently is used when evaluating a potential new hire. In certain roles, an ideal fit will be an employee who will be willing to go above-and-beyond, challenge conventions, and easily adapt to changing conditions. Additionally, in many professional fields, the cost of each hire is very high, and the expectation is that the employee will grow and be able to provide much more value over time. A career ender, to contrast, might be reluctant to take on additional risk, and might instead be looking for a static, stable, "cushy" position until his eventual retirement.

In many situations, being a career ender isn't necessarily unacceptable, and many organizations have many career enders. Such an individual might be able to benefit the organization in many ways through his experience alone.

Many people view the label career ender as a form of age discrimination, which is usually illegal in the United States. Therefore, in most institutional and corporate environments, this term is more likely to be encountered behind closed doors, or at smaller firms (such as startups) more likely to engage in illegal discrimination.
The candidate has a strong technical background, and excellent communication skills, but I feel that a career ender is not a good fit for this role.
career ender by Aaron Love September 3, 2016
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care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.
The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

career welfarerite

Multi-generatonal, long-term user of everything the system has to offer. Takes Full advantage of & expects all the freebies the government has to offer. Has never worked, with no plans to ever. Probably lived in Erie County, Ohio at one time or another, due to its easy access to public assistance programs.
Mike: Fred never goes to work, but still manages to have nice things. I don't think his dad ever worked either. How do they do it?
Monte: Simple, he's a career welfarerite. Learned it from his daddy!

caregiveritis 

An illness of the caregiver; especially r/t to those who give too much. This illness is directly correlated with a markedly low practice of self care. One who suffers from caregiveritis predominantly gives care that is less than ideal because they've forgotten one of the key elements in sustainable care giving: self care. The practice of self care is shown to decrease incidence of caregiveritis exponentially. To understand caregiveritis one must know the saying: "one can not refill others' cups if their own cup runeth on empty!"

Caregiveritis aka caregiver syndrome. This illness includes s/s of caregiver fatigue, burnout, compassion fatigue, secondary trauma, etc.
Pablo did not realize he had caregiveritis. Pablo thought self care was selfish, therefore he did not make himself a priority. Because Pablo had such a deficiency of self care, the care he gave to others was not the best of his ability. Pablo must regularly practice self care in order to cure his caregiveritis.

carefree theme 

When someone wants to be tumblr but they are lazy af and don't care.
joe: "woah bro check out this insta theme"
sam: "its such a carefree theme yo"
joe: "i love it,"
carefree theme by LLLENNYMEmE February 25, 2017

Caley Jacobs 

The most perfect girl that u will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and pretty, nice, and funny. Will roast u if u give her a reason too. She is extremely good at soccer/ futsal and is worth getting to know because every guy needs a girl like her in his life. Her favorite word is sweetie, and is totally worth getting to know. I'm sorry if u don't have one of these girls because they are amazing.
Caley Jacobs are always pretty
Caley Jacobs by Yager4 July 12, 2017

Careerior 

The absolute top shelf career. The dream job. If, on a Saturday morning, you simply cannot wait for Monday, so you may return to work. Weekends take a back seat to your 'Superior Careerior' Examples: Rock Star. Race Car Driver. Supermodel Photographer. Fresh Air Inspector.
David Bowie's passing sadened many. However, there is no doubt, he enjoyed all the fame and fortune his Superior Careerior brought him.
Careerior by Rock'n Andy July 19, 2017