Cancer

Dumbass cell that got too big
Zodiac signs aren't real. Grow up bitch.

"Did you hear that Joe got cancer?"
"Haha lmao"

by Isvinf January 24, 2022

cancerist

Preemptive discrimination against cancer-suffering individuals. A phenomenon typically seen on platforms such as Twitch.TV and YouTube streams.

His username is 'dyingofcancer.' Get this cancie out here! Yes, I am cancerist.

I absolutely hate cancer-ridden freaks. They need to just die already.

by da wong mang January 3, 2022

Cancerfishing

Faking cancer for sympathy, personal favors, financial gain or an F1 team factory tour.

CenturionLewis was cancerfishing all of F1 twitter to score a factory tour from Mercedes AMG F1

by RipCtzn August 11, 2022

cancerfished

To be tricked by someone who has faked cancer to gain sympathy, favors or financial gain

I was cancerfished by a young man who posed as a cancer patient and faked his own death.

by RipCtzn August 11, 2022

Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him

Bro Calder’s dad doesn’t exist

by Big Robo August 8, 2023

Canberra Basic

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.

I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.

by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023

Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009