Cake by the ocean

Big beautiful booty on display at the beach.

Coco: hey girl,just got a new thong let's go shake our cake by the ocean.

Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉

by Newfiediver November 24, 2015

Angel Cake

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.

"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."

by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

cake vulture

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

by Corporatespeak January 02, 2009

stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015

Zebra cake

A delicious treat that I go to family dollar everyday afterschool to get

Zebra cake is the best thing in earth

by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 21, 2020

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 06, 2009