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Cake by the ocean

Coco: hey girl,just got a new thong let's go shake our cake by the ocean.

Lolo: bitch you're on! I've been shakin and bakin at zumba all week. My Sweater Puppies need to be takin for a walk too 😉
by Newfiediver February 1, 2016
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Angel Cake

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.
"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."
by Big N 44 March 31, 2008
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Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.
Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
by Snowman92 March 24, 2011
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Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”
by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020
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Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
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Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.
"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."
by vanilla king November 21, 2010
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Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.
I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..
by Cakeparker November 16, 2018
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