traf burger 

In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. A traf burger is the process of farting into your own cupped hand and then subsequently placing your hand over the mouth of another.

May I interest you in a traf burger? Sure -- (fart in hand and place on their mouth now!)

traf burger by Bob November 13, 2003

Penis Burger 

The art of folding your penis to resemble a burger. Achieved by folding the cock between the balls and under to the backside of the ball sack, gripping to hold in place and rotating 90 degrees. Relish, cheese or sauce can be added as desired.

Girl "I fancy a burger"
Boy "I got this penis burger you can have"
*gets out penis burger*

Penis Burger by davooo October 8, 2013

In-N-Out Burger 

A burger chain that has a very limited menu (double double, hamburger, cheeseburger, fries, milkshakes, sodas) with a secret menu (animal style: extra spread, mustard grilled patties). It's very good, but Californians praise it to death, therefore its also very overrated.

Do you want to eat at In-N-Out Burger for lunch?
No thank you, I'd rather eat somewhere else that has bigger patties
Are you on crack?

In-N-Out Burger by partyrockstar222 November 30, 2016

Burger King 

A fast food restaurant in which real burgers and real fries are sold. Only one single Whopper will make you cry "Mercy!" and have you full within the first 5 bites. Fries are deep fried heaven. On a scale of 1-10 on how much it beats McDonald's, BK gets a 20.

In other words, MUCH better than McDick's plastic fries and burgers.

Man #1: "Oh man, the king satisfied me so much last night."

Man #2: "You had sex with a king last night?"

Man #3: "Nah man, I had a Double Whopper from Burger King at 1 in the morning."

Burger King by Fesse McDokechek January 7, 2010

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger 

A burger that comes with endive

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger 

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

ass burglar 

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003