Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

frugal boots

A hypothetical article of clothing to describe ones dedication to living on a lower budget for a certain period of time.

“I’ll need to put on my frugal boots for the next few months so I have enough spending money for our Summer vacation.”

by kaitlynkat07 October 13, 2023

Slime Boots

The act of cumming on the feet of a woman after sex, followed thereafter by her putting her feet into her shoes, still covered in cum. Many couples who partake in the act in slime booting (also known as slimers) derive sexual pleasure from the slime bootee wearing slime boots in public.

Girl 1: My boyfriend Tyler is into slime booting!
Girl 2: What is slime booting?
Girl 1: When your boyfriend cums on your feet and then you put your shoes back on, im actually wearing slime boots right now!

by Bugeater27 October 19, 2023

Little boots

Richard Hy also known as little boots is a police officer and U.S military drill SGT. who runs a successful YouTube channel under the name angry cops.

Hey little boots

by Catfishnoodles November 1, 2023

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

beat the boots

die; pass away; go to sleep.

more often used in portuguese: "bater as botas"

hey bro its getting late
- you're right, im gonna beat my boots now, goodnight
night bro

hey i haven't seen your granpa in a while
-yeah he beat the boots...
oh shit man im sorry

by notadomesticterrorist February 3, 2020

boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay"

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: ;)

by Me_the_one February 21, 2020