Bruceitis

Bruceitis is when someone/something Bruce has touched kisses and/or bites you. You now have Bruceitis. ( If u do have Bruceitis or might have it please contact (300)-BIG-BRUCE )

Bruce dog licked me i now have Bruceitis. REMEMBER IF U DO HAVE OR MIGHT HAVE “Bruceitis” PLEASE CONTACT (300)-BIG-BRUCE

by Naeer June 5, 2024

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Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

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Bruce

Bruce was everything to me, but I took it for granted. Seeing him everyday still, I’m seeing in real time what I took for granted. He looks angry with the world and since his hair is always in his face I can’t help but wonder what’s going through his head. All I can think about is how he hates me, and how I ruined everything for him. How I try not to look at him because what I’ll see isn’t the love he had for me once but that hate he shares with everyone else. The boy I loved isn’t mines anymore, nor looks at me like he did once, and how he’s turned to bad habits because I ruined the one thing he loved. And knowing that other people liked me but couldn’t go through with it because I will always regret no showing him what he deserved so he had to go look for it in places he never wanted to fall back too. All i wanted was love and I finally got it, and did nothing with it, because i was “nervous”, “scared”, and “wrong” for liking someone. He still means everything to me but I will never get the chance to tell him because he will never want me or to talk to me again. Crying doesn’t help no more because he deserves the world and I was too scary to give it to him and I don’t even know why because his words, smile, laugh and soft hands were all I needed in this world. Just don’t take him for granted like I did.

“ Bruce means the world in my language “

by my smile🙃 November 2, 2024

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bruceaphile

a person who overly enjoys rubbing the heads of men

person 1: who is that?

person 2: oh that's just Jamal, he's as bruceaphile

by GoldenSword2009 November 27, 2024

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Bruce Carroll

VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.

“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”

by Penny C December 14, 2024

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