Blindie 

The word black combined with the word indie, usually a hipster that has holes in their jeans, havs a funky name, wears obnoxious bows, listens to alternative music, carries a camera with them as if their photographers, and takes indie pictures for their profile on facebook.

Fefe: Hey dude check out that hipster
Zara: Yo, that's a blindie
Fefe: No way!
Zara: Oh yes way.

Blindie by anindiehipster June 10, 2010

blondite 

(blónd/īght)
1. (noun) A nicer way of saying "blonde lesbian" or blond-dyke.
2. (adjective) Extremely bright; having the appearance of being lit by sunlight.
3. (verb) To leave the scene of drama before it involves you.
4. (noun) A light colored tiny penis.
5. (noun) A blonde girl who will do anything for the limelight when the time is right.

Fun Fact:
The word "blondite" is most commonly used when referring to one's small, lightly colored penis. This meaning of the word originated from "blond" meaning "light" and "ite" meaning "little".

1. That blondite at the club last night was all up on Sally Jane.
2. My hair was so blondite in the fields this afternoon
3. That girl blondited the fight a couple seconds ago.
4. His blondite was so not satisfying.
5. He will do anything for a blondite.

blondite by Curry-itch-mee December 1, 2013

blonde joke 

Jokes short enough for men to understand

Did you get that blonde joke

blonde joke by Blonde joke January 16, 2017

bosom bloodies 

The definition of a friendship between two women that connect on levels deeper than emotional, physical and spiritual. This bond is irrevocable regardless of socio-economic group, education, marital status, geographic location and political views. We can talk about fashion, religion and parenting in the same sentence.

This is the female equivalent of a bromance. Bloodies is a crude reference to the fact that both women must menstruate.

"We bonded right away! We cry together, laugh together and I think you rock". D

"I feel the same way...our friendship was meant to be. Can I braid your hair?" B

"Since you two don't have penises, we'll call you bosom bloodies!". M

bosom bloodies by daniegirlH April 14, 2010

Blondeel 

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

Blondeel by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

blonding 

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

blonding by lauren August 30, 2003

Blonde 

(see:jessica hughes)

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys!

Blonde by SPG October 23, 2003