Beanos

Was created after the mad titan Thanos ate a special bean. After eating that bean he transformed into the ultimate Beanos.

Thanos: I am...... inevitable
Tony: And I.......am..........Iron Man
Thanos: *eats special bean*
Tony: Oh no..... it's the ultimate BEANOS
*Beanos theme song plays while the whole universe shreds into one atom*

by Markelle Fultz December 18, 2019

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Beansed

Noone knows the true origins of the word however the term Beansed roughly means being either screwed and or slightly intoxicated.

However.. if you are Beansed and Bonsed you are likely to be highly intoxicated and or in quite a pickle

boys, im beansed and bonsed rn..

same

by dev11111 January 4, 2020

Beansing

Rubbing each other

You wanna beans

Yes ofcourse I wanna start beansing

by Beansqueen February 19, 2020

Cheesey Beans

1.) A word used to emphasize a question.
2.) A child frendly swear word.

What the cheesey beans are you up too?

AH CHEESEY BEANS! I LOST MY JOB!

by Squeebee January 16, 2009

Make Beans

To create a foul odor, as if to ward off vampires and hobgoblins.

Making beans is instinctual, the maker has no choice in the matter.

James decided to make beans on the dance floor. His mother disowned him.

by auntanya July 22, 2009

belly beans

lint and other material that has collected in the belly button of a hairy chested male. the lint is then rolled into a ball and is given as a gift to others who he knows will appreciate the thought that you put into it. sometimes force is required for the beneficiary to appreciate the gift and how much sweat and time was needed to make it.

Man 1: I have a present for you Gunnar.
Man 2: OH NOES! NOT BELLY BEANS!

by rubberlover August 21, 2009