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Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007
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baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.
My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.
by beanbaker December 12, 2018
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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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marcus baker

i love marcus baker, he’s so hot
by marcusisloml March 6, 2021
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sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.
“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds
by i<3weeds August 15, 2009
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Nick Baker

A faggot cunt who is shit at 2 square, also has a fat head.
by Nigga445 September 9, 2018
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double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.
Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.
by Bill Dance September 30, 2006
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