balloon land

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".

" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".

by Ren May 3, 2004

Ballot Measure Burnout

(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.

Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.

by Mofrak December 18, 2009

balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.

Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!

by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017

ballora.and.the.funtimes

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by Noodle._. February 1, 2021

untied balloon

when a man blows air into a vagina and then closes with fingers, then the air is released resembling a balloon filled with air untied .

i was so wasted last night i gave that hooker the untied balloon.

by jay fucking greene August 19, 2009

Bum Balloon

An action that occurs during anal sex where the female has been pushed nearly upsidown with her anus pointing upwards, the rectum opens letting air flow in and whilst the male is thrusting the air is forced out creating a false fart. The moment where the air is inside the rectum is known as a bum balloon, it is similar to a Qweef.

Gavin: I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last night and she farted!
James: Sure she didn't have a bum balloon?

Gavin: Well maybe, it didn't smell.

by OriginalHipster May 6, 2013

Water Ballooning

When you cum in a girl so much her stomach inflates.

Yo me and Rochell were fucking then that bitch turned into a water balloon. Water Ballooning.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018