Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.

Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!

by mariczacool September 8, 2020

Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

Loser alert

A phrase that bullies say when confronting a loser.

The phrase is said by an NPC named "Katie" in the In the original su tart sad story Roblox game. However, the game is currently shut down as of November 2020.

*Sees an innocent little kid* LOSER ALERT!

by im short November 9, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020