When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.
by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008
Get the ass job mug.1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.
2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
by MsmittE October 19, 2011
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Bitch, don't come up in here startin no bullshit...'cause you gonna fuck around and get yo' ass tore out the frame!
by nct13 August 16, 2012
Get the Ass tore out the frame mug.1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
by core memory dump December 14, 2012
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Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
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*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*
"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013
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