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Fools-Lemonade

Actual human piss disguised as Lemonade.

Fools-good is to gold as Fools-Lemonade is to Lemonade.
Man, I took a sip and immediately spat it out because it was fools-lemonade.
by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025
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fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.
Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!
by bigfootballz April 6, 2009
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Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.
Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.
by sheila in the car March 28, 2020
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Jaunty Fool

Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."

Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.

Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
by Jousty King November 24, 2021
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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.
P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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