TheSpudMan's definitions

Fools-Lemonade

Actual human piss disguised as Lemonade.

Fools-good is to gold as Fools-Lemonade is to Lemonade.

Man, I took a sip and immediately spat it out because it was fools-lemonade.

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

Urinade

Lemonade made with Brown sugar instead of refined ‘white’ sugar.

Urinade is actively made to look like urine.
As such, it is often confused with human excrement disguised as lemonade, which is more accurately called fools lemonade, akin to fools gold.

Man the urinade is so sweet, it’s too bad people confuse it with fools-lemonade!

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018