When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
Get the Wipe liemug. The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence
by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022
Get the Ghost Wipemug. When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.
Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
Get the wipe checkmug. by Queen of Russia November 25, 2021
Get the Didley Wipemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>somebody Get a Towel Wipe Them<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone
by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019
Get the Ass-wipemug. by Bougee69 February 20, 2024
Get the Whataburger wet wipemug.