Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Tim Cheese

The criminal mastermind mouse who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025