Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.

Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.

by CynicalDan April 16, 2010

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white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.

Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.

by Porn Pit December 4, 2010

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white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.

Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010

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White Zorro

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.

Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.

by spankbox2 March 8, 2011

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White Jackal

A member of the poor black community who steals and then sells for coke money.

Melique walks into his buddy Tyrone's house to find a considerable amount of cocaine on the table. Melique says, "Tyrone, where you get the money for all this coke?"

Tyrone replies, "how do you think motha fucka?"

Melique says, "Tyrone, yous such a White Jackal mayne!"

by BigK6 September 23, 2011

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