smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

by OystersR April 19, 2007

whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

paddy whacker

A policeman's truncheon or baton. Arose from the fact that the Irish were generally on the wrong side on the law in the New World and as such were often on the wrong end of the paddy whacker.

The policeman subdued the miscreant with his paddy whacker.

by Noirin October 14, 2006

whackmaster

a person of the male gender who is contantly masturbating

"You know Vee?He is such a whackmaster."

by stumbiline April 30, 2007

whackintosh

When you wish you could buy a macintosh, but are too broke for the real thing. So you put the apple sticker from your IPod on your broke-ass PC computer, then you have a whackintosh.

Dude! You upgraded your Dell to a whackintosh! sweeeet.

by camalam1186 January 31, 2010

Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

by Eloree123 June 4, 2013

whack

To wrap your hand around your cock tightly and Go Up And down in rythm...Mastrabation

I whacked to Tawnee Stone all night last night

by Sonny Webb, The Boss September 13, 2003