Cock vampire

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock

Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock

by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.

Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together

by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013

big tiddy tall vampire lady

Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.

human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!

by Skellly June 1, 2021

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

buffy the vampire slayer

a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)

Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.

by Sheallee December 11, 2008