Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

by UnclePapi March 23, 2007

turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 14, 2009

Turdasm

A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.

"Those four beef and bean burritos gave me a turdasm!"

by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009

turd puppy

Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy

Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!

by psychoOCD1234 February 28, 2010

turbulating

constant turbulence in an airplane

The plane wouldn't stop turbulating and I was afraid I was going to die!

by M-Jizz April 26, 2010

blunt turd

The tobacco that is taken out of a cigar when preparing a blunt.Often times it retains the shape of the cigar... you get the picture

Its the same every Saturday Morning beer bottles and blunt turds everywhere.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Urban Turd

"Cool" people that dress in brightly coloured "stylish" clothes. Some will even go to the extent of wearing small bags on their backs on a night out.

"check out that Urban Turd"

"What an Urban Turd"

"He must listen to Dubstep"

by Mr.Heinz October 7, 2009