Definitions by psychoOCD1234

turd puppy 

Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy

Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!

turd puppy by psychoOCD1234 February 28, 2010