turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

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Titleist Ad

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.

I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.

by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

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Title tart

Females in the title insurance world that sleep with brokers for business.

April comes by the office once a week. She's such a title tart.

by Eight Ball Paul November 1, 2020

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Turtle

Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.

She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.

by JimmyRK November 26, 2020

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A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.

Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid

by mizukei November 27, 2020

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