tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.

Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.

by Firenerd January 26, 2014

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.

Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.

by BritEvans April 20, 2019

Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".

"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"

by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021

Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well

Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER

by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

super tool

Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.

"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."

Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"

by Noob69 May 17, 2010

Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.

It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.

by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020