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Patriotic Tongue Salute 

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

Triton Tongue 

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.
A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

Cobra Tongue 

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.
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Cobra Tongue by BryanWat November 29, 2010

Giraffe Tongue 

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.
"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."
Giraffe Tongue by Funkit January 2, 2011

vibrating tongue ring 

The vibrating tongue ring is a barbell for a tongue piercing that has a vibrator on the top, used for oral sex.
Hey I went to her house last night and I brought my vibrating tongue ring, she was all over!!
vibrating tongue ring by XxMonzterxX December 27, 2019

Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth 

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.
Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!