by Cool shirt bruh June 22, 2018
Dif tor he smusma, T'Kal!
by pentozali February 08, 2012
“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit”
The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)
by MADLAD_ May 30, 2019
Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"
Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
by yugiohfan2010 June 17, 2010
by David Holland, Oliver Marson December 03, 2004
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.
by OptionVBC July 04, 2009