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He’s on some blade shit

He’s acting sus like a fruity funbun ass mfer
“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the He’s on some blade shitmug.

The kid that thinks hes cool

The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)
the kid that thinks hes cool: the kid that wears jumpers to school and thinks hes the shit
by MADLAD_ May 29, 2019
mugGet the The kid that thinks hes coolmug.

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010
mugGet the he could work for BPmug.

He-Bitch-Man-Slap

It's Kinda Like A Pimp Slap But Without Baby Powder, A Little More Brutish
"Hey Buddy, Don't Make Me He Bitch Man Slap You!"
by David Holland, Oliver Marson December 3, 2004
mugGet the He-Bitch-Man-Slapmug.

OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.
by OptionVBC July 3, 2009
mugGet the OMG he gots a knifemug.

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