"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
by listenkid November 23, 2009
Get the ripped van winkelmug. He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010
Get the Darryl Van Hornemug. The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.
Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
by pedobeargrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2011
Get the pedo vanmug. recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
Get the florida rape vanmug. To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.
My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.
by Benny Peme September 6, 2010
Get the van der Slootmug. A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
Get the White van syndromemug. A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.
by m21212121 September 28, 2017
Get the ruben van gendmug.