getting so drunk you cant see, getting naked except for shoes, stick on moustoch and cowboy hat, then run round terrorising everyone/everything with your cock, but never be nasty, you must be polite and charming.
'yeeeee-------haaaa! ha pretty girl its rowdy cowboy time, what a lovley smile', then wipe your dick on her dress!
by lee brownhole November 10, 2008
Get the rowdy cowboymug. by jose romero smith December 16, 2008
Get the Cowboy Chilimug. Guy who gets with all rodeo cowgirls. Rodeo slut. Generic cowboy who puts up a front to impress cowgirls. Usually wears 'rock revival' pants and a shiny concho belt.Found in the southern states
Guy who knows all rodeo cowgirls. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet her friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever.
Guy who knows all rodeo cowgirls. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet her friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever.
by RodeoRankRider August 1, 2016
Get the Concho cowboymug. by txGeek October 9, 2003
Get the cowboy upmug. Beaner that orders 3 pepperoni from little ceasars every day. Drives a large white bean bean van and parks like a bitch. Wears cowboy hat and sunglasses inside of the store. Common smells like bee spray with his dusty ass.
by El Huge kok September 10, 2016
Get the mexican cowboymug. The most convenient seating position for multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion
2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion
2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-
by Pseudo 101 May 11, 2016
Get the the reverse cowboymug. usually a ford f 350 powerstroke that wont start so sits like a turd often smoked out by better diesel trucks aka cummins!! back windows filled with trucker or other idiotic stickers that are most likely spelt bassakwerds or wrong also usually has ridonkulous flag stickers bed is full of empty cans of ether and poor stack holes and smells like moldy toes and mink inside..side mirrors often taken out by poles that came out of no where and found on crash sites with stock cars
redneck trys to start his cowboy caddilac everyday with a can of ether and his pants tucked into his boots pokin his belly button with an empty can of smoky mountian chew in his pocket
by bigrigsdeluxe February 14, 2010
Get the cowboy caddilacmug.