Stephen King

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.

Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.

by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010

Stephen

Another way of saying you shit yourself.

Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.

Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.

by Looking out man September 25, 2011

Stephen

A gay boy who gets bullied at school and has a dick no longer than 1 cm.

You don’t want to be a Stephen.

by BTS sucks DICK July 1, 2018

Stephen

Pretty much the most worthless person you could ever meet. He thinks he is gods gift to woman and an amazing person when actually he sucks in bed, he has multiple children that he doesnt see or pay child support for. He lies about everything and will screw a woman over any way he can and usually owes most people he knows money. He thinks he is batman and pretty much worships him but he cant really afford to have much batman stuff because he blows all his money on stupid shit then lives off everyone else.

Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for not having a liscense?
Person 2: Yeah but he should just be arrested for being stephen.

by happy_where_i_am_cincodemayo September 29, 2011

Stephen

someone who will break your heart the minute things get rough. no matter how much you have done to make things normal with stephen, it won't matter because he'll dump you.

the song grenade by bruno mars describes a relationship with Stephen.

by ohhowcliche July 9, 2011

Stephen

This is an intentional misspelling of the name Steven intended to imply a homosexual undertone. To Stephen is to insist that everyone around you is gay in an effort to mask your own obvious homosexual tendencies.

I'm getting sick of him calling me a fag because I know he's just Stephening me.

by Even Steven February 7, 2008

Stephaniemayne

a sexy girl with blonde hair and incredible blue eyes. she has a nice body and seduces me daily. . . omg i'm coming to montgomery to fuck you:) call me!!!

Did you see her playing volleyball? She must have learned her moves from stephaniemayne.

by callmeupsteph May 24, 2011